The Best And Funniest One Sentence Reviews Of "Cats"

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Dec 23, 2019 7:00 PM EST

You might not even care at all about seeing this movie, but it's likely that these ridiculous and funny reviews will give you life. At least we can thank the movie "Cats" for the comedy goldmine of reviews. 

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    Text - CATS – Critics Consensus Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery. * 18% 60% AUDIENCE SCORE TOMATOMETER Verified Ratings: 1,271 Total Count: 185
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    Text - December 19, 2019 You'll find that in the end, you're still a dog person. Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 Wenlei Ma News.com.au
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    Text - * Top December 19, 2019 Critic I felt the light inside me slowly fading. Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 Hannah Woodhead Little White Lies
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    Text - December 19, 2019 For the life of me, I cannot determine, calculate, or even divine what this movie is, what purpose it serves, and what line of thinking brought it to life. Mark Dujsik Mark Reviews Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4 Movies
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    Text - December 19, 2019 I would rather eat glass than watch Cats again, but if someone were to put out a warts-and-all behind-the-scenes Peter documentary on its making, I would Sobczynski watch the hell out of it. eFilmCritic.co Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 December 19, 2019 Are all the cast being held hostage? Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 Jamie East The Sun (UK)
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    Text - * Top * December 19, 2019 Critic It all just feels so wrong. Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 David Sexton London Evening Standard
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    Text - December 19, 2019 brace yourself Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 Chris Hunneysett Daily Mirror (UK)
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    Text - December 20, 2019 Like the Ark of the Covenant, you won't be able to look away as it melts your face off. Matt Full Review | Original Score: D- Rodriguez Shakefire
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    Text - December 20, 2019 Yup, it's a dog alright. Full Review Thom Ernst Original Cin
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    Text - December 20, 2019 Cats is a testament to not everything should be translated to film. Full Review Jeremy Jahns JeremyJahns.c от
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    Text - December 20, 2019 What did cats ever do to the tech guys? Full Review Anne Brodie What She Said
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    Text - December 21, 2019 What, you may ask, the f***? Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 Paul Whitington Irish Independent December 21, 2019 I hated this movie with every fiber of my being. Full Review Scott Wampler Birth.Movies.D eath.
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    Text - December 19, 2019 This movie is a nightmare you let live out its nine lives alone. Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 Preston Barta Denton Record- Chronicle
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    Text - * Top December 19, 2019 Critic I didn't hate it. Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 Kerry Lengel Arizona Republic
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    Text - December 19, 2019 It's literally incredible. I hope I never see it again. Full Review Alissa Wilkinson Vox
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    Text - December 21, 2019 Cats is a punishment. Full Review Sarah Marrs Lainey Gossip
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    Text - December 19, 2019 * Top Critic Woof. Full Review | Original Score: D- Adam Graham Detroit News
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    Text - * Top * December 19, 2019 Critic Oh God, my eyes. Full Review | Original Score: .5/4 Ty Burr Boston Globe December 19, 2019 You won't be able to look away, but you might wish you could forget the "memory" of Cats by the movie's Corey end. Chichizola CinemaBlend Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
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    Text - December 19, 2019 By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore. Clint Full Review Worthington The Spool December 19, 2019 Congratulations to dogs. Full Review | Original Score: D Nate Adams The Only Critic
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